Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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