i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
