Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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