Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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