Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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