we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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