do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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