idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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