im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
