That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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