well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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