my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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