Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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