Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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