at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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