HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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