i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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