hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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