He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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