Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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