Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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