I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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