Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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