Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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