dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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