he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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