She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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