But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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