he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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