Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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