i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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