Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
