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Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
There's even glitter on my cock...
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