so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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