Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell her she can't have a vagina
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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