And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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