why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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