My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Randomize