i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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