Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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