There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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