Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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