Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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