Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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