When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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