Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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