DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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