So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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