I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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