party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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