So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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