Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She bit a glass in half.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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