This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
