i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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